Monday, May 16, 2011

Mat Lobo Yang Selobo

You know who is Mat Lobo yang selobo? he's a man who doesn't know how to dress up. All he owns is a few t shirts, colared and uncolared. He will regiously stick to his t shirt even though that's the day he wants to giveaway his daughter! People from the guy's side came with baju Melayu sedondon, he's with his t shirt that he bought in Golok a long time ago,one side of the colar up and the other side down..... buat muka toye!

He's so ugly and he's lucky his mother arranged his marriage, otherwise, he might be a confirmed bachelor! So , he still adopt his confirm bachelor behaviour, like to lepak ikut suka like a dead log, just throw away his wet towel anywhere he wants to, his mark and spender yang bercap buaya just stashed away under the bed! Ugghhh!


When his head is balding, he just pull his remnat hair from the back of his head and circle it on his crown...... cukur ajelah biar botak semua! he doesn't care if he is nearing 70, he just ignores the prayer time and concentrates on his x-rated films that he downloads from his laptop!

Sadly - recently he was sent to hospital after he slipped in the bathroom, unconscious. The next day he found out he was barbed with all the wires the hospital has! he can't move and he can't talk and he can't even swear .

So, the family took a rest from his @#$%^&* behaviour and leave him at the mercy of the near retiring nurses in that hospital!

Such a sad ending......

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