Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Queen Control



While some unlucky women married monsters , men are luckier, some of them married to queens --- Queen Control!

Those days I never know about QC , all I can remember was if a man is so quiet and nice and homely my mother will say he is a really nice man. He went to work on time,come home on time. During Maghrib prayer he'll be in the mosque until Isya'. Never know how to lepak at coffee shop , minum kopi kat rumah je!!
Such men will definitely get the title "Kena Queen Control ".

There are many ways to tame husbands ( even though some of them are not wild ! )I often heard in my kampung that certain makcik had given her husband makan nasi kangkang, that is why her husband looked so dungu,ikut kata!

If your husband hangs clothes and is seen by the neighbours , they will talk. Those days men don't do household chores,if they do they'll be labelled as kena QC.And his friends will start to mencucuk jarum by saying like... Engkau ni baik sangat ,aku tak pernah bagi muka kat bini aku!
Tak ke male chauvinist - Kena nasi kangkang padan muka!!

I've come across of ladies who really control their husbands, like they really monitor their husbands movement. Some are really clever to calculate the time their husbands leave the house,reach the office ( plus and minus the traffic jam )and they must be at home at certain times. Fail to do so he will be hanged with piano wires!

There's one lady who is really jealous of her husband.She will dictate her husband in everything. She will selongkar her husband's briefcase , check his wallet and pockets and even his handphone to find even she doesn't know what. Bewaaaree husbens,if you have girl friends make sure lock everything you have. Kalau tidaak mampuih hang!

Some wives are really suspicious of their husbands. So, before their husbands cheat on them , they might as well take precautions, like to maaandraaam their husbands or to psycho them. Some men are suffering from mental abuse.

There are cases husbands being struck with hot iron and got beaten by their wives. But these are rare cases as compared to wives who are being physically abused!

One guy used to complain , he is left with very little money every end of the month,ie after housing loan, car loan and other loans deductions from his pay. He has just enough for duit rokok . He said -- Nasib baik kuasa talaq atas tangan suami kalau tak dah 20 kali aku kena cerai!

So, kecek molek sikit denge bini demo....


2 comments:

Beautiful Life said...

Very well put...but I guess nowadays husbands must do their share of doing the housework because the wife also contributes to the family. The wife works as hard as the husband, therefore some chores must be done by the husbands. It's ok if the husband hang clothes or wash the dishes, this doesn't emasculate him...this will help to lessen the burden and thus earning the respect of the wife in the end...

Kerabu Jantung said...

Some people are luckier than others, balik kerja husben dia dah masak nasi goreng or dah beli nasi bungkus!

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