Currently at the warehouse.Konon buat keje.Bos kasi tugas jadi
penunggu.Penunggu courier.Dari pagi tadi gua tunggu.Nak pegi jamban pun
takut.
Takut miss mamat courier tersebut.Yelah kan, Bos siap SMS malam tadi
suruh gi keje ari ni (I usually work on Tuesdays) sebab ‘important
parcel’ coming in.
Important parcel tersebut?Tepon Bos.
Bos gua jer the only person I know yang iPhone dia boleh
meletup.Bukan ‘melatopzzz’ more like ‘debishkebaboom’ meletup siap kuwa
asap.Crazy.Nasib tak terjadi kat airport, karang free kene tangkap dek
STAR officers sebab ingat Bos gua pengganas ke ape.Dahlah Bos kerap
travelling.
Kisah tepon ni pun lawak gak.Kompeni Epal memula refuse nak ganti,
walhal warranty still ada sebulan lagi validity.Kompeni Epal claim tepon
Bos bukan ori dan telah dihack.Ape ingat ni tepon ‘underwater’ beli kat
Chow Kit ka?
Bos gua ape lagi.Menaga-lah beliau.Bos gua ni jarang marah.Infact tak
pernah gua tengok dia marah.Sebab betul-betul dia ni berjiwa lembut ,
always tersenyum walaupun dalam keadaan stress, peramah dan pemurah.May
Allah reward him.Ameen.Bos is such a teddybear, everybody loves him.Tapi
bila dia marah, mak ai, it’s like a mutated Carebear.
Bos gua pun bantai balik kat Epal kalau fon tu tak ori, baik check
stock kat their so-call fancy licensed Apple store because that’s where
he bought it.So uolls yang pakai iFon tu, sile check warranty ye.
Speaking of phones, gua masih tercari-cari handphone yang
sesuai.Memula berkenan sangat kat BB Torch yang hybrid tu (QWERTY
keypads AND touch-screen).Tu pun sebab gua dihasut oleh kengkawan yang
#teamBlackberry (those three wonderful letters..B B M).I don’t really
like touch-screen phones because the touching thing just doesn’t do it
for me.I like to tekan things.
Stakat raba-raba where is the syok in there?Wait..what was I talking about again?
O_O
Yes.Handphones.I’ve been a Norkiah girl for so long, and comfortable
with it.Mummy and my lil sister pun pakai Norkiah.Infact, Norkiah seems
to be the only company dedicated to making different phones (design
wise), unlike the current smartphones you see nowadays yang pretty much
the same stereotype look.
I don’t give a rat’s ass when it comes to apps and what nots.Janji
bley tepon orang, mesej orang, anto gambar kucing gua kat orang, and the
occassional mobile websurfing.I like practicality.
Tapi diikutkan hati, cik Norkiah Tujohplohsatu ku masih berjasa
dengan hebatnye.Battery life amatlah amazing.Gua gi cuti aritu, walaupun
banyak buat calls/message, my battery life lasted for 4 days tau.He-Man
has a Samseng touchscreen phone, kene recaj hari-hari.
Recently jer Cik Norkiah buat pasal.Asyik crash.Itupun pasal gua gatal-mulut sebut nak beli phone baru.
Not kidding.Everytime I say something about getting a new handphone,
Norkiah will crash.Twice.Terpaksala restore factory settings pelbagai.
And another thing, Norkiah hates Whatsapp.Tiap kali gua guna aplikasi
tersebut, mesti phone tros hansap.So if you see me on Whatsapp,bear in
mind, yang terindah hanyalah sementara.And now I’m back at being
Whatsapp-less.Sadface.
Anyway, disebabkan Cik Norkiah asyik merajuk dan terpaksa
dipujuk,maka terjadilah kisah segala contacts terdelete dari
telefon.First time in my life, I forgot to make a back-up data lah
kan.So padan muka sendiri.Now 6 contacts jer lam tepon.Feel so
antisocial lah pulak.LOL.
So friends, can I have your contact number again?Sila email or inbox
kat Facebook.Kekasih-kekasih gelap yang lain, nak kasi nombor boleh gak
XD
*update: Mamat courier dah sampai.Yay.Now I can go kencing in peace.
Dah sekian.