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Kisah Telefon Bimbit
Currently at the warehouse.Konon buat keje.Bos kasi tugas jadi
penunggu.Penunggu courier.Dari pagi tadi gua tunggu.Nak pegi jamban pun
takut.
Takut miss mamat courier tersebut.Yelah kan, Bos siap SMS malam tadi suruh gi keje ari ni (I usually work on Tuesdays) sebab ‘important parcel’ coming in.
Important parcel tersebut?Tepon Bos.
Bos gua jer the only person I know yang iPhone dia boleh meletup.Bukan ‘melatopzzz’ more like ‘debishkebaboom’ meletup siap kuwa asap.Crazy.Nasib tak terjadi kat airport, karang free kene tangkap dek STAR officers sebab ingat Bos gua pengganas ke ape.Dahlah Bos kerap travelling.
Kisah tepon ni pun lawak gak.Kompeni Epal memula refuse nak ganti, walhal warranty still ada sebulan lagi validity.Kompeni Epal claim tepon Bos bukan ori dan telah dihack.Ape ingat ni tepon ‘underwater’ beli kat Chow Kit ka?
Bos gua ape lagi.Menaga-lah beliau.Bos gua ni jarang marah.Infact tak pernah gua tengok dia marah.Sebab betul-betul dia ni berjiwa lembut , always tersenyum walaupun dalam keadaan stress, peramah dan pemurah.May Allah reward him.Ameen.Bos is such a teddybear, everybody loves him.Tapi bila dia marah, mak ai, it’s like a mutated Carebear.
Bos gua pun bantai balik kat Epal kalau fon tu tak ori, baik check stock kat their so-call fancy licensed Apple store because that’s where he bought it.So uolls yang pakai iFon tu, sile check warranty ye.
Speaking of phones, gua masih tercari-cari handphone yang sesuai.Memula berkenan sangat kat BB Torch yang hybrid tu (QWERTY keypads AND touch-screen).Tu pun sebab gua dihasut oleh kengkawan yang #teamBlackberry (those three wonderful letters..B B M).I don’t really like touch-screen phones because the touching thing just doesn’t do it for me.I like to tekan things.
Stakat raba-raba where is the syok in there?Wait..what was I talking about again?
O_O
Yes.Handphones.I’ve been a Norkiah girl for so long, and comfortable with it.Mummy and my lil sister pun pakai Norkiah.Infact, Norkiah seems to be the only company dedicated to making different phones (design wise), unlike the current smartphones you see nowadays yang pretty much the same stereotype look.
I don’t give a rat’s ass when it comes to apps and what nots.Janji bley tepon orang, mesej orang, anto gambar kucing gua kat orang, and the occassional mobile websurfing.I like practicality.
Tapi diikutkan hati, cik Norkiah Tujohplohsatu ku masih berjasa dengan hebatnye.Battery life amatlah amazing.Gua gi cuti aritu, walaupun banyak buat calls/message, my battery life lasted for 4 days tau.He-Man has a Samseng touchscreen phone, kene recaj hari-hari.
Recently jer Cik Norkiah buat pasal.Asyik crash.Itupun pasal gua gatal-mulut sebut nak beli phone baru.
Not kidding.Everytime I say something about getting a new handphone, Norkiah will crash.Twice.Terpaksala restore factory settings pelbagai.
And another thing, Norkiah hates Whatsapp.Tiap kali gua guna aplikasi tersebut, mesti phone tros hansap.So if you see me on Whatsapp,bear in mind, yang terindah hanyalah sementara.And now I’m back at being Whatsapp-less.Sadface.
Anyway, disebabkan Cik Norkiah asyik merajuk dan terpaksa dipujuk,maka terjadilah kisah segala contacts terdelete dari telefon.First time in my life, I forgot to make a back-up data lah kan.So padan muka sendiri.Now 6 contacts jer lam tepon.Feel so antisocial lah pulak.LOL.
So friends, can I have your contact number again?Sila email or inbox kat Facebook.Kekasih-kekasih gelap yang lain, nak kasi nombor boleh gak XD
*update: Mamat courier dah sampai.Yay.Now I can go kencing in peace.
Dah sekian.
Takut miss mamat courier tersebut.Yelah kan, Bos siap SMS malam tadi suruh gi keje ari ni (I usually work on Tuesdays) sebab ‘important parcel’ coming in.
Important parcel tersebut?Tepon Bos.
Bos gua jer the only person I know yang iPhone dia boleh meletup.Bukan ‘melatopzzz’ more like ‘debishkebaboom’ meletup siap kuwa asap.Crazy.Nasib tak terjadi kat airport, karang free kene tangkap dek STAR officers sebab ingat Bos gua pengganas ke ape.Dahlah Bos kerap travelling.
Kisah tepon ni pun lawak gak.Kompeni Epal memula refuse nak ganti, walhal warranty still ada sebulan lagi validity.Kompeni Epal claim tepon Bos bukan ori dan telah dihack.Ape ingat ni tepon ‘underwater’ beli kat Chow Kit ka?
Bos gua ape lagi.Menaga-lah beliau.Bos gua ni jarang marah.Infact tak pernah gua tengok dia marah.Sebab betul-betul dia ni berjiwa lembut , always tersenyum walaupun dalam keadaan stress, peramah dan pemurah.May Allah reward him.Ameen.Bos is such a teddybear, everybody loves him.Tapi bila dia marah, mak ai, it’s like a mutated Carebear.
Bos gua pun bantai balik kat Epal kalau fon tu tak ori, baik check stock kat their so-call fancy licensed Apple store because that’s where he bought it.So uolls yang pakai iFon tu, sile check warranty ye.
Speaking of phones, gua masih tercari-cari handphone yang sesuai.Memula berkenan sangat kat BB Torch yang hybrid tu (QWERTY keypads AND touch-screen).Tu pun sebab gua dihasut oleh kengkawan yang #teamBlackberry (those three wonderful letters..B B M).I don’t really like touch-screen phones because the touching thing just doesn’t do it for me.I like to tekan things.
Stakat raba-raba where is the syok in there?Wait..what was I talking about again?
O_O
Yes.Handphones.I’ve been a Norkiah girl for so long, and comfortable with it.Mummy and my lil sister pun pakai Norkiah.Infact, Norkiah seems to be the only company dedicated to making different phones (design wise), unlike the current smartphones you see nowadays yang pretty much the same stereotype look.
I don’t give a rat’s ass when it comes to apps and what nots.Janji bley tepon orang, mesej orang, anto gambar kucing gua kat orang, and the occassional mobile websurfing.I like practicality.
Tapi diikutkan hati, cik Norkiah Tujohplohsatu ku masih berjasa dengan hebatnye.Battery life amatlah amazing.Gua gi cuti aritu, walaupun banyak buat calls/message, my battery life lasted for 4 days tau.He-Man has a Samseng touchscreen phone, kene recaj hari-hari.
Recently jer Cik Norkiah buat pasal.Asyik crash.Itupun pasal gua gatal-mulut sebut nak beli phone baru.
Not kidding.Everytime I say something about getting a new handphone, Norkiah will crash.Twice.Terpaksala restore factory settings pelbagai.
And another thing, Norkiah hates Whatsapp.Tiap kali gua guna aplikasi tersebut, mesti phone tros hansap.So if you see me on Whatsapp,bear in mind, yang terindah hanyalah sementara.And now I’m back at being Whatsapp-less.Sadface.
Anyway, disebabkan Cik Norkiah asyik merajuk dan terpaksa dipujuk,maka terjadilah kisah segala contacts terdelete dari telefon.First time in my life, I forgot to make a back-up data lah kan.So padan muka sendiri.Now 6 contacts jer lam tepon.Feel so antisocial lah pulak.LOL.
So friends, can I have your contact number again?Sila email or inbox kat Facebook.Kekasih-kekasih gelap yang lain, nak kasi nombor boleh gak XD
*update: Mamat courier dah sampai.Yay.Now I can go kencing in peace.
Dah sekian.
